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Brookhaven, MS 39601
Clifford C. Britt, Manager
Hello friends,
I can't believe that it is Christmas already!!! Where has the time gone?
Before you know it it will be the year 2008!!!
There is alot of nice Christmas stuff on the web. It was tough deciding what
to put on this page. We tried to keep it simple, but as you can tell, we
kept adding stuff. There are many links for you to enjoy. There are even
Christmas stories, poems, jokes and tales. We hope that you can find the
time to visit all the wonderful Christmas pages here.
A Christmas
Prayer
Dear Father
Two things upon this changing earth can neither
change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend
for friend.
The Meaning of this Day
When homes are gay with holly wreaths,
While logs are heaped upon the flame,
While many white-robed choirs sing,
HOLIDAY HUMOR
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
10 Ways To Confuse Santa
Claus
Your friendship is a glowing ember
A Christmas
Legend
Christmas morn, the legends say,
The hour is swept and garnished;
Love so easily understands
Jell-O Christmas
Trees
Good Ole "Dump
Cake"
Snack Tree
Orange Sips:
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It is Christmas time again. Help me this year to "season" the
celebration with "reason." Teach me to plan with my family.
May I avoid the clutter that dims my vision and burdens my time.
Keep me mindful of my budget.
and help me to remember that a gift selected with love tugs for-
ever at the heartstrings. Shame me for past extravagance
Remind me to decorate in good taste, treasuring all of the past
blending it with the new, but holding steadfast to "reason."
Keep me, dear Father, from strain lest I stray from all thy
teachings. Guide me to the "light" of Christmas. Help me keep
a candle's flame of that "light" as a constant reminder of my
goal--eternity.
I pray for thy love and help, in the name of thy beloved Son
whose birthday we are observing. Amen.
With mistletoe and pine,
While childish hearts sing out with joy,
In faith that is sublime.
While gala packages are heaped
Beneath the Christmas trees,
And snowflakes lightly flutter down
In twilights playful breeze.
While music low and sweet,
Fills halls and stairs and upper rooms
With joy that's most complete.
While festive boards are heaped with food,
And candles gleam and glow,
While greeting cards and messages
Come from the ones we know.
While heads are bowed in prayer,
And tears escape, in loneliness
For one who is not there.
While all these things and many more.
Help make our season gay,
Let us remember, in our joy,
The meaning of this day.
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games
in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy
Claus!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
Its true....
Comet cleans sinks!
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used
to laugh and call him names"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the
suit gets all the credit.
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining
that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding
ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask
if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas.
Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and
wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way
home.
6. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
corrections.
7. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear
and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
8. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
9. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
10. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say,
"This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
Through the year; and each
December From its warm and living spark
We kindle flame against the dark
And with its shining radiance light
Our tree of faith on Christmas night.
Even the cattle kneel to pray,
Even the beasts of wood and field
Homage to Christ the Savior yield
Horse and cow and wooly sheep
Wake themselves from their heavy sleep,
Bending heads and knees to Him
Who came to earth in a stable dim.
Far away in the forest dark
Creatures timidly wake and hark,
Feathered bird and furry beast
Turn their eyes to the mystic East.
Loud at the dawning, chanticleer
Sounds his note, the rest of the year,
But Christmas Eve the whole night long
Honoring Christ, he sings his song.
Christmas morn, the legends say,
Even the cattle kneel to pray,
Even the wildest beast afar
Knows the light of the Savior's star.
The walk has been brushed, and the stair;
The crystal and silver are gleaming
But oh, is the Christ Child there?
What you can see is the smallest part;
You don't need Christmas in your hands
When you have Christmas in your heart.
Use pointed paper cups for making lime gelatin "trees." Cut away paper when
mold is firm and decorate with cream cheese or Cool whip.
Dump two cans of fruit pie filling, top with dry yellow cake mix, place pieces
of butter across the top. Toss in the oven.
Use a styrofoam conical form, cover it with green paper. Use toothpicks with
vegetables and edibles, such as cheese cubes, cherry tomatoes, grapes,
cauliflower, green pepper, carrot slices, etc. to cover it. Serve with a
dip.
Roll an orange between your hands till soft. Use a knife and cut an "X" in
the orange. Insert a pourous peppermint stick in the "X" and sip away!